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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Little Wombyn

TJ went off to autoethnagraphize today, while I, the little wombyn, remained in Greene.

I lounged on Gary and Janice’s fainting couch, wondering what the Real Housewives of Orange County were up to.

Real Housewives of OC is currently casting. I wonder if they're seeking animal lovers.

Participating in the creation of The Artist Formerly Known as Trina is the second peripheral experience I’ve had around an extremely charismatic person whose life is being turned into film. This second experience has helped me to conclude that I would neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever like a documentary made about me.

I don’t mind being part of the scenery, I’ll play the part of a tree or fire hydrant, I look great in ginkgo leaves, but don’t cast me as your sun.

Greta Gurbo
The epic nature of TJ’s origins, childhood, adolescence, college month, collegiate aftermath, and so on and forever and ever are ideal film fodder. To observe all her life's moments is miraculous, and moreover, she tends to enjoy it.  Sometimes, she recoils, slightly, but on the whole, as I’ve said before, she is a whitty whind up toy.

Tj poses with a cornerstone of her culture.

Watching Bridget and Scott at work, interviewing TJ’s family and childhood community members, was intense. It was like observing an autobiographical colonoscopy. Deep probing occurred, but the results were worth it.

Awaiting the results.

The Artist Formerly Known as Trina will amaze.

I wonder if the Real Housewives of New York are casting an elm.

6 comments:

  1. Lil Wombyn! Looks like you n' sweet lil corn chip (TJ) are fine as cream gravy! Hope it ain't hot as a whorehouse on nickel night round there.
    I'm glad you're all safe and having an awesome time! I can't wait to hear all about it! The suspense is intolerable!

    Tonight's the reunion of Jesus Jugs, Smiley, and the rest of the OC bimbos.
    Love, hugs and Pinot Griggio

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  2. I'm watching the RHOC finale part 1 and thinking of you! Thanks for blogging!!

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  3. YOU BITCHES! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE WATCHING AN RHOC PART WITHOUT ME!

    If I was in your shoes, I'd be doing precisely that.

    Since there has been done word reported on Yahoo News, I supposed nobody attacked Jesus Jugs and punctured her implants.

    Love to you both, Bridge and AIDSriana.

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    1. There was an attack! Think Hitchcock's The Birds!

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  4. Myriam (MC GERBY GERB)July 11, 2012 at 7:58 AM

    Oh my God, autocorrect fukt my chit up!!!!!!

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    1. I reckoned you were full as a tick on Iowan moonshine.

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